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July 05 2017

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[Image transcription: “Я не знаю эту змею”, which translates to “I do not know this snake”]

July 04 2017

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Eggs Benedict was a very good model for my Neko Atsume cookies.


omg those cookies <3

Are you telling me that cats name is Eggs Benedict

I told him that Tumblr thinks he’s handsome and he seems very pleased.

He’d want me to thank you, so here is a photo of him synchronized sleeping with his sister, French Toast.

Breakfast cats omfg

Eggs Benedict is the best thing to name a cat. What is its nick-name though? Egg? Eggie? So many questions..

He gets called:

Bennie, Eggs, Eggy, Eggypoo and Benedict Cattyfats.

I SHOULD ADD THAT THEY HAVE A NEW SISTER. So for the people who have asked, there are 3 total breakfast cats.

The third kitty is Hash Brown. She is very small.


If you are having a bad day please just know that these cats exist <3


random dude: you only like voyager because there is a female captain.
me: wrong. i like voyager best because there is a female captain AND a female chief engineer.

July 03 2017

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This thread omg

July 02 2017

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You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

Fun gender-neutral way to greet your friends



-Smeg head
-half chewed rubber tipped pencil
-dog food face
-dishwasher breath
-jumped up filofax

- gimboid
- goalpost head
- dormouse cheeks
- fried egg chili chutney sandwich face
- smee hee


new discourse, opinions on:

  • mushrooms
  • tomatoes
  • ramen
  • popsicles
  • bananas 

July 01 2017

June 30 2017

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xkcd: Emoji Movie  

Personally, I’d be into a Unicode arrows movie. Think of all the directions it could go in!

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June 29 2017

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The things we endure for love…

Luke is raised by his Father Darth Vader, who is willing to endure anything for his son. The poor unsuspecting Uncle Piett, who arranged the day-trip to the beach with Uncle Max, is trying his best to comfort the sand-hating Sith Lord.


yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

June 28 2017


destroy the idea that intermediate goals aren’t important. maybe you can’t play the entire piano piece yet, but you can play the right hand and that’s good. maybe you haven’t figured out your major yet, but your minor or your field and that’s progress. maybe you can’t hold a full conversation in your target language yet, but you can ask for directions and that’s fine. setting high goals is good, but don’t diminish the small goals you achieve on your way there. they are just as important.

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Real analysis is way realer than I expected.

Existence Proof [Explained]

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Sometimes my player fucks up, taking random pictures on my phone and making the album covers for songs.
I find this weirdly appropriate.

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my name is cow
and wen she sits
benethe the stall
withe tiny kit

I hav no hands
withe which to pat
I use mye tung
I lik the cat

my name is cat
and with tha kit
In front of stall
we lyk to sit

I feel her tongue
I say meow
I have a fren
Her name is cow

Too pure ❤️❤️❤️

June 27 2017

**more than friends: an index**


  • A Socratic relationship, in which you ask a lot of really difficult questions of the other person until they get annoyed and want to poison you. (I have a lot of those.)

  • A Hegelian relationship, in which the two parties disagree about everything but eventually achieve a synthesis. (Come to think of it, I have a lot of those, too.)

  • An Aristotalean relationship, characterized by an extreme interest in what category of relationship this is.

  • A Cartesian relationship, characterized by doubts about whether there’s really a relationship going on.
    A more extreme version of this is the Berkeleyan relationship, characterized by an adamant insistence that there is no relationship going on at all. Both of these can in time evolve into a Wittgensteinian relationship, in which the participants acknowledge that whether there’s a “real relationship” is an ill-defined question that depends more on the structure of their language than on the reality of the relationship.

  • An Aquinian relationship, that acknowledges that an exploration of the nature of the relationship is likely to strengthen rather than weaken it.

  • A Hobbesian relationship – solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short. (Sorry, I couldn’t resist.)

  • A Kantian relationship, in which you can morally do anything that it’s OK for everyone else in the relationship to do.

  • A Rousseaian relationship, characterized by the natural behavior of man in the wild, away from civilization.

  • A Nietzchian relationship, where both parties focus primarily on the will to power.

  • A Randian relationship, in which both parties act exclusively in their own self-interest.

  • A Heraclitean relationship, which you may as well not categorize since it’s not only different from all other relationships, it isn’t the same from one moment to the next. (You might think you’ve been in one just like that, but you’re wrong.) 

  • A Stoic relationship, which is also unique, but anyway it’s no better nor
    worse than any other. 

  • An Epicurean relationship, which theoretically isn’t very different from a Stoic one, but sounds like a lot more fun. 
  • A Humean relationship, in which what you see is what you get.

  • A Hillelistic relationship, which is platonic (in the vulgar sense) because nobody will do anything to anybody that they don’t want done back to themselves.

  • A Christian relationship, which soon degenerates into a platonic relationship because both parties are doing what they do want done back to themselves, instead of what the other party wants done to them.

  • A Marxist relationship, where each party gives according to – I’ll stop right there, it’s too obvious. Clearly *that* one is doesn’t become platonic. Let’s hear it for Materialism.
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