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star wars: underworld script be like


darth plagueis: why is it your wish to become a sith lord?
palpatine: bruh, there was this woman. this hardcore gangster woman. she fuckin wronged me, man. like, just totally destroyed me as a person. this fuckin heartless woman. i used to be a good person but now i’m bad and it’s all a woman’s fault. this is me, palpatine. lightning out the fingers palpatine. you should feel sorry for me. and this is why i want to be a sith lord.
darth plagueis: *sniffs*………damn sheev. i almost cried while hearing this. that’s something magical. 

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